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A burglar allegedly needed to do some yoga stretches before breaking into a bakery in Australia, officials said.

Colorado man accused of stealing over $8,000 worth of tools from plumbing store and then calling Uber for a ride.

A Tennessee man is accused of stealing from a home, but then leaving an arrest warrant with his name on it at the scene, police said.

A Massachusetts woman was murdered 14 years ago, and now her distraught family is searching for whoever is responsible for repeatedly desecrating her grave.

A woman in Ohio will be locked up for two years after she ordered her dogs to attack four children outside her home, seriously injuring a 6-year-old girl.

A man in Michigan was sentenced to serve 15 to 25 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in connection with a burglary gone wrong.

A man in New Jersey was sentenced to eight years in a federal prison after he attempted to hire a hit man to murder his ex-wife and the woman’s daughter.

Employees of a Maine restaurant expecting a shipment of mugs instead got a delivery containing around $3 million of the deadly drug fentanyl, officials said.

A disagreement over a lawnmower lead to the shooting death of an Iowa woman and now her neighbor will spend up to 50 years in prison for her death.

A 20-year-old woman in Colorado was killed as she drove home from work when a rock crashed through her windshield and struck her, police said.

A Florida suspect is accused of holding a woman at gunpoint and telling her to perform sexual acts on him. She said he'd have to 'shoot her first,' police say.

An argument between two Florida men over Donald Trump got heated and resulted in one getting stabbed near his heart, police said. The suspect was charged with murder.

A man in Georgia was arrested on accusations of public indecency. But, police say he was police and told them he wanted to get arrested to see what it was like.

An Ohio man was taken into custody after he allegedly phoned in a bomb threat so his girlfriend could get out of a court appearance, authorities said.

A customer at an Oklahoma fast-food restaurant found a bag of drugs, that was later determined to be meth, inside their order. Police say they arrested an employee.

A Virginia teenager is accused of shooting himself while wearing a bulletproof vest and then staging the scene to appear as if he was attacked.

A mom in Texas faces charges after police say she left her toddler in a car to go shopping in a Target. Police say the mom was gone for more than 30 minutes.

A woman was mad her child would not be allowed to participate in graduation or prom so she said she was going to attend with a fake bomb, police in Florida said.

A man in Kansas faces charges after police say he broke into a porn shop. The suspect took various items, but police did not say what exactly was removed.

A man in Florida is accused of misusing 911 to report that President Joe Biden should be in jail, according to a report. The suspect then found himself locked up.

An inmate in a Florida jail tried to get drugs into the facility by using birthday cards, police said. Here is how he tried and how the suspect was caught.

A woman in Texas was arrested after assaulting grandparents, kicking a child and fighting with police, authorities said. She now faces several charges.

A woman in Louisiana stole a car and drove it to jail to try and bail out her boyfriend, according to police. She was charged with illegal possession of stolen things.

A man tried to fly drugs into a jail using a drone, but was stopped, police in Tennessee said. He was arrested and booked into the same jail.

A Kentucky man was arrested after an animal cruelty investigation. Police say they recovered video showing the suspect having sex with a dog.

A Tennessee man who allegedly committed murder is behind bars because he left his cell phone at the crime scene, police said. A victim was found shot to death.

A suspect was released from jail in Florida and then broke into a car in the jail's parking lot, police said. The suspect stole $4, according to authorities.

A man allegedly tried to sneak marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones and chargers into a jail in Pike County, Alabama. He has been charged with several criminal counts.

A man allegedly threatened to shoot cops after they tried to arrest him for vandalism. He has been arrested and charged with two counts of felony vandalism.

A bride in Memphis, Tenessee has been arrested after fights broke out at her wedding. When police tried to detain her, she allegedly bit one of them on the shoulder, causing a minor abrasion.

A suspect in a Jackson, Mississippi, murder returned to the crime scene to get his cell phone back, police said. The man has now been charged in connection to the homicide.

A woman at the Iowa State Fair was arrested after she pushed a stroller in the back of police officers' legs, according to a report. Police also said she was drunk.

A woman is in hot water after a visit with a prisoner housed in a Florida jail got a little too racy. She is accused of performing a sex act in jail.

A North Carolina man has been arrested after he allegedly shot a grocery store clerk multiple times. The man complained the wait to buy beer was too long, cops say.

Three suspects in Colorado are accused of causing $115,000 in damage after a six-month crime spree that ended earlier this year.

A Florida man is accused of getting into a fight with a friend and biting off part of the man’s ear in a drunken fight while on vacation, authorities said.

A sex shop worker used a sex toy to chase off a would-be robber, according to video footage. The worker used the dildo as a weapon and chased the suspect out of the store.

An Oklahoman woman wanted in connection to a murder investigation reportedly joked about collecting the reward money on the Tulsa Police's Facebook account.